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{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
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{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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