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{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of magic do cows believe in?","punchline":"MOODOO.","id":254}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the shy pebble wish for?","punchline":"That she was a little boulder.","id":184}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":319}
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Stylidium squamosotuberosum is a species of plant in the genus Stylidium. It was described in 1969 by Sherwin Carlquist. Discovered in 1969.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?","punchline":"Because the punchline is apparent.","id":375}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?","punchline":"Lack of concentration.","id":336}
{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
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